Future To Past

 Future 

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         Past

Hey, I’m Mark. So I’m 24 years old. I was born in the year 3072. My present is in 3098.

So, one day I had an Idea to get more subscribers on YouTube. (Can you believe YouTube has been going on from 2005 to 3098? That’s so many years in running!) I currently only have 1 million subscribers! That’s so little! MrBeast’s descendant grandson has a full trillion subscribers! The world population is around 8.9 trillion right now! That’s 1/9 of the world's population!

Anyway, I’m getting off track. The idea to gain more subscribers is going back in time with a time machine and spending 1 full week there! It was a great idea. I set up my camera and went back in time.

I first decided to get a hotel. When I asked them for a stay for 1 week, they said it would cost me only $700! So cheap! I immediately handed over the money and went to my room. I knew that everything was going to be so cheap after that.

I told my stream about how it was only $700 and so many people were commenting “So cheap!”.

It was all going great until I had to go to the bathroom. I found the toilet and did my business. When I was done, I didn’t know how to flush. I told my stream and people were commenting jokes like "That's so crappy". I had gained 1 more million subscribers! Yay! But it would be kind of embarrassing if I asked someone I didn’t know how to flush, so I just left it there… I’m not proud of myself. I just left that crap there.

I decided to clear my mind by going for a walk. I saw so many people on bikes! People still use bikes even in 2022? I thought people stopped using them in like, 2000. Whatever, I’m here to gain subscribers, not to take history class again! I got a FITYWS in history. That stands for

Failure!

I

Thought

You

Were

Smart.

Yeah. I hate it. That’s why I dropped out of college to support my YouTube channel.

So anyway, I buy a phone for $1100. I still had about a billion dollars left in my pocket. They came with this app called “Google Maps”. I had no idea what that is. In the little introduction part, they said it shows you directions for where to go. Who would want to use that when you can just teleport, oh right. Teleportation isn’t made until 3000. I searched up on another platform called “Google” places to go. So it told me the best place to go is a beach. I don’t know what’s that. I decided to be adventurous, so I teleported there. I made sure to teleport in something called a parking lot so I wouldn’t make any people from the past faint.

I went and there was water! Like, real water. Not a hologram! I hadn’t ever seen water in my life. I thought everybody just drank the drink our leader told us to drink.

I teleported to a thing called a store and got a swimsuit, and teleported back. I jumped in with my swimsuit, and I had so much fun! Who knew being in water could be so much fun? It’s like being in a jetpack (Which is VERY expensive these days. I think about 2.5 trillion.) with a bunch of liquid with you! I stayed there from 5PM - 11PM.

I went to my hotel and was about to go to sleep when a bunch of people burst through! They were wearing weird clothes. They were blue, black, and has the word “Police” written on the shirt.

Listen, I’m the type of person who speaks their mind, so I said “Mind your own business! Jeez.”.

I think that made them angry because they tied my hands behind my back with a metal thing. Do people in 2022 still have metal?

Anyway, they said these words after they put that metal thing on me: “You’re under arrest!”. I understood the “You’re under” part but the word “arrest” stumped me. What does arrest mean? I’m only under these metal things. Wait, maybe that’s what arrest means. Maybe it’s what they call those metal things. I quickly said “Take this arrest off me.” They looked a little confused. “Eh, they’re probably from a different country.”

I was super weirded out so I teleported back to my time machine where I went back and erased everything so people would forget I existed.

My fellow people reading this in 3098, I definitely don’t recommend going to 2022. Go back somewhere peaceful, like 1732. Well, I probably couldn’t survive a week there, but at least I’m at my dream goal! 1 BILLION SUBSCRIBERS! But even now, I still don’t know why they were confused when I said “Take this arrest off!”.