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Diary of an Elevator part 2

  Date: Nov 2, 2022 Dear Diary, Sally came today… ugh. Now I have personal beef with Sally because I just wanted to help her with my first entry! I made sure NOT to put on classical music playlist 246! She clearly was mad at me for not putting her favorite song on but honestly, would you do something nice for someone who DIDN’T appreciate it when you tried to save their literal LIFE? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Sally made faces at me so I did what I bet I will still think that it was the right choice to do 10yrs from now. I crashed to the floor and let her run out. Yeah, I’m not your average elevator. I’m not gonna be bossed around! If Sally comes on board, I’m crashing down. Anyway, Kaitlyn came after that! Usually kids like a song called Heat Waves, so I played it for her and she was so happy she danced and danced until the end of the ride! Then she said “Bye Elevator!” but the thing she said after that warmed my heart. “I love you!” She said I love you! For the first time, I...

Diary of an Elevator Part 5

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  Date: Saturday, November 5th Dear Diary, Today a girl with blonde hair blowing bubble gum came in. I tried playing some music for her but she took out her phone, plopped on some earbuds, and started jamming to her own tunes. Then I think she got a call from someone because she suddenly put her phone against her ear and said “Hey! Oh the noise? That’s just the stupid elevator music. It’s like, so cringe, like, oh my garr.”. The nerve of this woman! She called me stupid! That is the most offensive (And only) insult I’ve ever heard! Talk about rude. This is what she looked like:    Later that day she came. She was on her phone again. This time she was with another girl! This girl looked like a copy and paste of the brat girl. She looked like this: She was scrolling on her phone while saying “Oh my garrr, girl, your make-up looks GORG!”. What does “Gorg” even mean? I’ve seen people say “Gorgeous” but “Gorg” seems like a short version of “Gorgeous”. The pink brat girl said, ...

Diary of an elevator 4

  Date: Nov 4, 2022 Dear Diary, Today I woke up feeling gloomier than ever. Ellie kept on eyeing me every chance she got. Kaitlyn came to stop by, she had a friend! I thought this would cheer me up, but it brings me down so much. Kaitlyn first started with her daily joke, but as soon as she said “elevator” her friend cut her off and said, “Why are you talking to this dumb elevator?”. Of course, Kaitlyn stood up for me and said “The elevator isn’t dumb! It’s my friend! You’re the one who's dumb!” Yes! Go, Kaitlyn! Her friend looked offended and then said “If you’re going to be dumb with the elevator, you won’t be my friend.” Kaitlyn looked down at her shoes and finally let out a small “Fine…”. Her friend grinned and said “C’mon, kick this stupid elevator with me!” She kicked me, and it hurt! Kaitlyn joined and landed a light kick but then her stupid friend said “You’re so weak! Kick harder!” Then Kaitlyn kicked me hard this time, but it wasn’t the physical pain that was hurting, in...

Diary of an elevator (Part 3)

  Date: Nov 3 2022 Dear Diary, Today a new elevator moved in! As soon as she moved in I was ready to say “Hi! Will you be my friend?” but Ellie beat me to it. She said, “EMILY?! IS THAT REALLY YOU?!”. Clearly, Ellie knew this elevator. Ellie then explained how Emily was her friend who helped her in all the rough times. I said hi to Emily but she gave me a face, a face that had ew-who-are-you-why-are-you-stealing-my-friend written all over it. Ellie continued chattering with Emily but every once in a while, Emily gave me a glare, well, she clearly didn’t like me.  Kaitlyn came after that, so she cheered me up. I decided to stop being a total chicken and talk to Ellie about Emily’s behavior, but then before I could tell Ellie, Emily whispered something into Ellie’s ear, and then Ellie said “Sorry, Ella. Emily feels left out when I talk to you.”. Excuse me, but that was the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard come out of someone’s mouth. Even Sally isn’t as stupid as Emily! I only sa...

Diary of an elevator

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  Hi!! My name is Ella, Ella the elevator. I’m really excited to start this diary so here we go! Date: Oct 31, 2022 Dear Diary, Today two really scary small monsters came in. They were so scary! One was wrapped in what I think was toilet paper all around its body except one eye.  The other monster said “Yoo, sick mummy costume!”  That scared the living soul out of me! So this monster is not only scary, it’s a mom, and it’s sick! Tell me, what else could be scarier than that?  The other monster had BLOOD dripping from his mouth! Gah! Is he going to eat my spring? He also had a black coat around the back part of his body. How is he not cold? When people come in and they lean on me, they’re so cold! It must be so cold outside! Anyway, his hair was very fancy and combed. (Ugh, I wish I had hair.)  When I was going up, they took off their clothes, I thought they were going to vanish into thin air, but they had normal human clothes underneath! Not only were they wear...

Rain

Rain  I hate the rain! It's cloudy and it's gray, it's chilly all day! I don't care if it's good for the plants! You go sit in the rain with your plants while I continue my rant! It's no good for me! It's good for plants like you said but I'm not a plant! I'm not green! I don't grow beans! Beware of the storm! Puddles don't cuddle! You know the rhyme "It's raining it's pouring the old man is pouring, he went to bed and hit his head and couldn't wake up in the morning!" This rhyme proves just how lethal rain can be!  So rain rain go away come back another day,  please!

Robots Have Taken Over (Part 1)

Robots Have Taken   Over.    Page 1 “A bit of backstory" Hi, my name is Xavier. It’s been a few years since robots have taken over.  To give you a bit of backstory, society starts using robots a lot, and over the period of ten years, people use robots on a daily basis. But, humans are rude to robots, extremely rude.  After, the incident happened. I remember it like it was yesterday. Friday, November 17th, 2078. Everybody was so excited to go home for the weekend, until at 7:32PM, suddenly the robots started shooting lasers, guns, laser guns, basically every single weapon they had.  I remember my mom calling me on my phone, telling me to hide in the bathroom, before getting shot. I had no idea what had just happened to my mom, I was only eight. I hid in the bathroom and waited impatiently for my mom to come, but she never did.  All of the shouts and shots outside were overwhelming me, and I fell asleep about six hours late...