Rain

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Rain 



I hate the rain! It's cloudy and it's gray, it's chilly all day!


I don't care if it's good for the plants! You go sit in the rain with your plants while I continue my rant!

It's no good for me! It's good for plants like you said but I'm not a plant! I'm not green! I don't grow beans!

Beware of the storm! Puddles don't cuddle!

You know the rhyme "It's raining it's pouring the old man is pouring, he went to bed and hit his head and couldn't wake up in the morning!"

This rhyme proves just how lethal rain can be! 

So rain rain go away come back another day, please!

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