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Women Who Changed The World For Women
Women Who Changed The World For Women By Sophia Dear Diary, Some people were making fun of me in class because I’m a girl, so I researched if this had happened to anyone else before, or if I was alone, and I saw so many people had experienced the same thing! But, I still don’t know if anyone has taken action against it, I hope I can figure this out in the future! -Sophia Malala Yousafzai Malala Yousafzai is a women’s educational activist, she got shot for protesting about what was right. According to the article “Malala Yousafzai: A Normal Yet Powerful Girl, On October 9th, 2012, Malala got shot by a Talib (Member of the Taliban) on a bus when she was just 14, and was in cr...
The world revolves around me!
People may say I'm self-obsessed But I believe I'm just simply the best The world revolves around me, Anita Bathe Lee. My cousin says it's not true at all “The world doesn't revolve around anyone, it's not so small!” But why should I listen to him, it's clear to see He can't even shave his poor dog, he should also give that to me! If I want green tea, it should be served Instantly, without delay that's what I deserve! Basically, I’m better than the rest. in this universe, I’m the best. I’m just too blessed. Everyone must kneel before me, Anita Bathe Lee!
My future husband
My future husband He must be cunning! He must be funny! He must be willing to give me anything, including a bunny! He must be the politest gentleman I've ever seen! But there's one thing that's non-negotiable He must never eat beans no matter how much he yearns For the aftermath will leave us both in concern. He must be the first one to apologize when we get into a fight! ( In case he’s reading this, I must warn you, I do bite.) He must be exactly 6 foot 2 and 7 centimeters! And god forbid he’s friends with anyone named Peter. If his name is Mike Him I shall fight If his name Jack Him I lack. I want a future husband who will only look at me And maybe his mom and dad But only if his dad is named Chad. My future husband must not EVER bring up my pickiness Or I another guy I will kiss. He must have 3-inch long hair And me, he will most care. He must have a cute British accent Or I will shove him in a funeral casket He must shower me with jew...
Im too shy!
I’m too shy! Whenever I see a person I scream! I just can’t understand how other people see a person and beam. While I feel like I’m in a bad dream! If someone spots me, I'll jump out of my skin with fright! And after that, you’ll see me out of there on a flight! One time I had to give a presentation I was supposed to read it out loud with dedication But I just ended up reading it like a still-loading robot! The teacher even asked me if my lines, I forgot! When I see a person, my heart skips a beat. Not the kind of skipping you get when you see your crush, But the type of skipping you get when your afraid so much! When they say hello I mutter under my breath “Oh no!”! I have no social skills. I don’t think I ever will. If I ever speak in public, I’ll faint! Or maybe I’ll make it look like I’m bleeding with paint. So I can go to the ER And get away from the stage. My parents say take a public speaking class so in my life there will be a new page But I think I’d rather get locked i...
She sells sea shells by the sea shore
My friend Sheila sells sea shells by the seashore She won’t leave even one penny behind One time I asked her for a bracelet that she designed And then she ran around with a handful of sand screaming “I’m going to get it in your eye!” Sheila’s shells look the finest, she finds them by a secret seashore she says. But the price she sells them for, you’d think she stays looking for these shells for days! Makes so many deals with money does Sheila, I think people ought to start calling her “Deal-a”! But I just think she’s a steala’! One day I saw her at the dollar store And in her basket lay the shells that were on sale for sixty cents And she sells the same for seventy dollars! “Steala’’” Now they should call her! Seventy dollars! I could’ve bought a Nintendo game! I will expose her on TikTok, and make her lose all that fame! And she should at least return all the money that came. She’s rotten to the core! Sheila sells sham seashells by the seashore!
She's my friend, but is she?
Her name is Jessica, she tells me she’s my friend, but is she? She tells me she’ll be with me until the end, but she calls me a curse word starting with “B”. Sometimes she’ll tell me to shut up or go away But when I say that she’ll punch me without delay She says it’s all fun and games But am I nothing more than a minion that she tames? “Get me water!” “Pay for my lunch!” she screams For some reason, the rest of her minions beam. I always told myself I’d never beam if someone screams But Jessica makes it otherwise Whenever she screams “Get me water!” I don’t seem to bother Will I just become a minion of hers? A minion like in “Despicable Me”? She tells me that I get too full of myself That I think I’m “Despicable” When I’m actually predictable. I don’t want to fall into her trap But then again, she promised to give me her Taylor Swift cap. So maybe, just until I get that cap I’ll continue being her friend. Even though she just uses me for laughs.