Im too shy!

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 I’m too shy!


Whenever I see a person


I scream!


I just can’t understand how other people see a person and beam.


While I feel like I’m in a bad dream!


If someone spots me, I'll jump out of my skin with fright!


And after that, you’ll see me out of there on a flight!


One time I had to give a presentation


I was supposed to read it out loud with dedication


But I just ended up reading it like a still-loading robot!


The teacher even asked me if my lines, I forgot!


When I see a person, my heart skips a beat.


Not the kind of skipping you get when you see your crush,


But the type of skipping you get when your afraid so much!


When they say hello


I mutter under my breath “Oh no!”!


I have no social skills.


I don’t think I ever will.


If I ever speak in public,


I’ll faint!


Or maybe I’ll make it look like I’m bleeding with paint.


So I can go to the ER


And get away from the stage.


My parents say take a public speaking class so in my life there will be a new page


But I think I’d rather get locked in a cage!


I’m so shy.


Maybe some day I’ll be the life of a party, all day saying “ee!”


Heh, maybe in dream.

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