My future husband

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  My future husband


He must be cunning!


He must be funny!


He must be willing to give me anything, including a bunny!


He must be the politest gentleman I've ever seen!


But there's one thing that's non-negotiable  


He must never eat beans 


no matter how much he yearns 


For the aftermath will leave us both in concern.


He must be the first one to apologize when we get into a fight!


( In case he’s reading this, I must warn you, I do bite.)


He must be exactly 6 foot 2 and 7 centimeters!


And god forbid he’s friends with anyone named Peter.


If his name is Mike


Him I shall fight


If his name Jack


Him I lack.


I want a future husband who will only look at me


And maybe his mom and dad  


But only if his dad is named Chad.


My future husband must not EVER bring up my pickiness


Or I another guy I will kiss.


He must have 3-inch long hair


And me, he will most care.


He must have a cute British accent


Or I will shove him in a funeral casket


He must shower me with jewelry made of real pearls.


Never mind, instead, I want a girl.

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