She's my friend, but is she?

 Her name is Jessica, she tells me she’s my friend, but is she?

She tells me she’ll be with me until the end, but she calls me a curse word starting with “B”.

Sometimes she’ll tell me to shut up or go away

But when I say that she’ll punch me without delay

She says it’s all fun and games

But am I nothing more than a minion that she tames?

“Get me water!” “Pay for my lunch!” she screams

For some reason, the rest of her minions beam. 

I always told myself I’d never beam if someone screams

But Jessica makes it otherwise

Whenever she screams “Get me water!”

I don’t seem to bother 

Will I just become a minion of hers?

A minion like in “Despicable Me”?

She tells me that I get too full of myself

That I think I’m “Despicable”

When I’m actually predictable. 

I don’t want to fall into her trap

But then again, she promised to give me her Taylor Swift cap.

So maybe, just until I get that cap

I’ll continue being her friend.

Even though she just uses me for laughs.