The world revolves around me!

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 People may say I'm self-obsessed


But I believe I'm just simply the best


The world revolves around me, Anita Bathe Lee.


My cousin says it's not true at all


“The world doesn't revolve around anyone, it's not so small!”


But why should I listen to him, it's clear to see


He can't even shave his poor dog, he should also give that to me!


If I want green tea, it should be served


Instantly, without delay


that's what I deserve!


Basically, I’m better than the rest.


 in this universe, I’m the best.


I’m just too blessed.


Everyone must kneel before me,


Anita Bathe Lee!

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