skittle franchise #5
skittle comic number 5
She's my friend, but is she?
Her name is Jessica, she tells me she’s my friend, but is she? She tells me she’ll be with me until the end, but she calls me a curse word starting with “B”. Sometimes she’ll tell me to shut up or go away But when I say that she’ll punch me without delay She says it’s all fun and games But am I nothing more than a minion that she tames? “Get me water!” “Pay for my lunch!” she screams For some reason, the rest of her minions beam. I always told myself I’d never beam if someone screams But Jessica makes it otherwise Whenever she screams “Get me water!” I don’t seem to bother Will I just become a minion of hers? A minion like in “Despicable Me”? She tells me that I get too full of myself That I think I’m “Despicable” When I’m actually predictable. I don’t want to fall into her trap But then again, she promised to give me her Taylor Swift cap. So maybe, just until I get that cap I’ll continue being her friend. Even though she just uses me for laughs.
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